The Florida Room at the Delano Hotel on the beach has to be one of the most amazing places I've ever been in my life. Let's start from the beginning, times are a little off due to the fact that I have no idea what time any of this happened, I am just guessing.

10:15pm - Park the car.
10:21pm - Arrive at side entrance where all VIP's enter. We are immediately on the grounds of the Delano in the backyard where it is filled with beautiful people and trees.
10:22pm - Instantly get a huge whiff of someone smoking some fire weed somewhere in a gazebo on the grounds. Must be Burt Reynolds or something.
10:27pm - We walk down into the Florida Room where The Big Bounce is currently mid concert. These guys are legit.
10:37pm - Finish saying hello to all my friends from school that I haven't seen in maybe two years and head straight to the bar.
10:40pm - Immediately fall in love with beautiful brunette bartender.
11:12pm - Immediately fall in love with another brunette girl who is friends with all my aforementioned friends. I need to befriend her. Damnit, she has a boyfriend of six years. No bueno. Still in love though. Gotta love the brunettes.
11:30pm - Place starts to fill up with beautiful baby after beautiful baby.
11:35pm - I start making moves with my boy Brack, we holler at any girl that walks by just to get a reaction out of them.
11:40pm - The Big Bounce is finishing up, they are a ridiculous trio of a piano player, a beat box master and a trumpet player. I need to get these guys on TML.
12:10am - Brack and I stop these two Russian girls dead in their tracks and talk to them for a few minutes. Olga (my girl) speaks barely any English and combined with the fact that the music is blasting I cannot understand a single word she says. I think she works as a real estate agent in the Miami area. She says she will find me a nice apartment for a good deal. Sure, I'll be waiting by my phone for that call. Brack's girl is small but with huge knockers. Like pornstar huge. She has pigtails. Who is this girl?
12:18am - Some girl in a red dress is staring at me. She smiles. I smile back.
12:21am - Place is packed to the point where you bump into someone with every step. Good thing is, the ratio is about 5:1:1, that is, hot girl to decent girl to guy. That is the best ratio I've ever seen. I even counted everyone there so don't question my ratio. Got third Heineken.
12:39am - Same girl in the red dress is staring at me again. She smiles again. I smile back again.
12:44am - Still in amazement at some of the beautiful talent out here. I wonder what would happen if I just go up to a random girl and ask her to marry me. Is that so bad? Someone will probably say yes if I ask enough people.
12:58am - Starting to be pissed off that I have work in the morning and have to wake up at 6am. That is five hours from now.
1:02am - Red dress girl smiles again. I smile again but don't make a move because I am too pissed that I have to go home.
1:08am - Gather all my people and we head out of the room. On the way out I make a pit stop at the red dress and I tell her that I have to leave but that I want to take her to dinner tomorrow night so I will need her number. She gives me her number and I leave.
1:11am - Wondering if red dress is even worth it...
1:15am - Get in car and head home.
1:28am - Promise myself to go to the Florida Room every tuesday night from now on. That place is awesome.