I know there are tons of sports injuries that happen and a few of them are funny and a few are scary.  These are some funny ones.  None of these guys suffered life threatening injuries.  I know there are other injuries that could have made this list, but the Plax injury just inspired me to create this list immediately. And without freddy adu:

10.  Sammy Sosa - Wicked case of the sneezies.  Strained a ligament in his back while sneezing.

9.  Adam Eaton - Dangerous CD case. Stabbed himself opening a CD.

8. Joel Zumaya - Guitar Queer-o.  Suffered a severe case of inflammation of the vagina and wrist after he played too much Guitar Hero. 

7.  Milton Bradley - Tore his ACL after his coach threw him to the ground trying to restrain him while arguing with an umpire.

6.  Kevin Johnson - After making a game winning basket, Charles Barkley hugged him so hard that he dislocated his shoulder.

5.  Bill Gramatica - During a celebration after a made field goal, the kicker tore his ACL on a bad patch of grass. 

4. Gus Frerotte - Celebrating a touchdown, the quarterback headbutted a cement wall thinking it was padding. He was quickly rushed to the hospital and treated for concussion symptoms.

3.  Clint Barmes - While carrying a load of frozen deer meat down the stairs he slipped and tumbled down to the bottom, breaking his collar bone.

2.  Monta Ellis - Wrecked his ankle riding a moped.  If I was told I can either have $11 million or ride a moped, I'd take the millions.

1.  Plaxico Burress - I only write this because they said he would be OK, but he shot himself in the leg last night.  Come on, please.