There are some people in life who just rub me the wrong way.  People like Ann Coulter come to mind for political reasons, and recently I have a strong hatred for all things "pirate" as well.  But nobody annoys me like the crazy Jamaican lady who has a cubicle next to mine at work.  I work for an emerging maple syrup congolomerate named BOSCO, and everyday this loud, obnoxious woman (we'll call her - Mystique), does something gross/annoying/absolutely perplexing that never ceases to amaze me.  I have decided to chronicle my events of dealing with this woman in a segment here on TML entitled - Ja-Maican Me Nuts.  Throughout the day, I will post updates of what She is doing, along with suggestions for advice on how to deal with it.  Belching? You bet.  Loud and annoying phone conversations with someone who is probably as equally loud and annoying on speakerphone? Uh huh.  Singing along to Jamaican gospel songs? Everyday.  These are just some of the events and more you can look forward to - so get ready for "Ja-maican Me Nuts"!!!

And without further delay, here is the subject we have all been waiting for: