I am an absolute sucker for television infomercials - whether it's the hamburger slider maker, the Snuggie or anything in between -- I'm sold.  So this past weekend when I was having a nice little Saturday at Bed, Bath & Beyond, I stumbled into one of my favorite "As Seen on TV" products of all time - ShamWow... You've seen the commercial (if not, see below) - spill something anywhere, and the ShamWow will magically absorb it with little to no pressure.  I was actually thinking of spilling soda on my carpet on purpose just so I could use the ShamWow. 

The commercial will be posted soon but for some reason the YouTube Monkeys are working out a problem and nothing at YouTube will work.

The other day, Vince Shlomi, the genius creator of the ShamWow was arrested for allegedly beating the hell out of a stripper.  She "bit his tongue during a 'business' meeting."  Here is what he did to her:

There is nothing wrong with fighting with strippers.

I will report back on the events that cause me to use ShamWow - knowing the clutz that I am, there will be many stories to come...